You don’t know how many people you don’t like until you have to name a baby
Go the fuck to sleep!
Just for today..
I am writing this listening to a 3 month old screaming, no I’m not a mum but I have lots of hands on experience. This is me giving you a little part of my reasoning behind writing a possibly comical take on how to bring up the perfect child, you can do it… ‘It can’t be that hard’ right? So I’m 26 years of age with one niece and one nephew. They may be cute and adorable on the outside but children have a tendency to push you to desperation, with that devilish look behind there eyes, going into absolute meltdown at a simple ‘no’. You can solve this with a few realistically achievable tips, believe it or not the more you do with a child the better behaved it is, it’s not pulling your trousers off screaming for your attention and acceptance in life because it already has it, so get off your iPhone and play with your children.very simple and affective things that you can change in your everyday lives.. These tips will seem pointless but they will in fact save your sanity auntylaura
January 29th Top parenting tip
If you don’t have your baby in a routine by 3-6 months old you will suffer every single night till they are a teenager. My tip would be let them scream it out till they know. It’s all very simple when you put your mind to it. That is all auntylaura
January 28th Top parenting tip
If you don’t want your kids to wake up to a minute noise, play loud music from birth. It’s these simple tips that enable you to flush the loo in the evenings.
